A Garbage Raccoon

happy daylight savings to those who observe

My mom wants a white little purse dog, she wants to name jt kevin regardless of it being a girl or boy, and I show her white little bitch dogs a lot as kevin inspo bc I have the selfish motive of wanting a pet while I mooch here at home during quarantine. So I showed her this gif
And she went ‘ouoghh…kevin. I miss him’ and I was gonna point out that she has yet to meet him and she cut me off and was like I see him in my dreams

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cebwitch:

I went on a Halloween bar crawl

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socialmaya:

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secondlina:

✨️Lich & Mushroom for everrr🍄

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prince-kittens:

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tentacion3099:
Of fucking course Germany would have forklift driving as a competitive sport
Yeah you’re forklift certified, but are you ranked competitive forklift certified?
@jadedvaevic

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